Tango, steak, Patagonia glaciers, and the end of the world
Trek across a living, cracking glacier in Patagonia's Los Glaciares National Park
The world's largest waterfall system - more than twice the width of Niagara, from inside the spray
Authentic milonga or high-production dinner show in San Telmo or Palermo
The sacred weekend ritual: slow-grilled beef ribs, chorizo, and offal over wood embers
Argentine baked pastries filled with beef, chicken, or spinach/cheese - infinitely better than Colombian version
Caramelised condensed milk - spread on toast, inside pastries, and eaten directly off a spoon
Argentina is vast - flying Buenos Aires to Bariloche or Ushuaia saves 20 hours of bus
World-class cama (flat-bed) buses with meals and movies - Buenos Aires to Mendoza overnight
Tap-on card for all metro, bus, and suburban rail in the capital
Essential for the Lake District and Tierra del Fuego - gravel roads require 4WD
Argentines eat dinner at 10pm or later - restaurants are empty before 9pm
A 'no' often means 'maybe' - Argentines are famously optimistic and say yes easily
Football (Messi's sport) is a religion - discussing Boca vs River Plate carries genuine risk
Porteños (Buenos Aires residents) are famously vain and fashion-conscious
The Argentine economic situation changes rapidly - always carry USD cash and change at the blue-rate
Maté is shared from a gourd - accept when offered and pass it back when empty, don't stir or sip slowly
Quebrada de Humahuaca - rainbow-coloured mountain valley in the northwest, UNESCO, with colonial adobe villages
Iberá Wetlands - South America's largest wetland with jaguars, capybaras, and caimans - the Pantanal without the crowds
El Chaltén - Patagonia's trekking capital with free access to Cerro Fitz Roy base camp hikes
Cost of living, visas, healthcare, taxes, expat life and everything you'd need to actually move and stay long-term.